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Severus Snape Speaks by *silver-sehkmet:iconsilver-sehkmet:


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After snickering about Snape being in a PlayWitch magazine, this popped into my head.

Don't get huffy, Snape Snogger ladies, this here doodle is in jest just like every other character I make fun of - Doc Ock had to suffer through it, and poor Snape, who I loved waaaay before the HP craze began (omg yes, I read the first damn book before it became this overnight super-crack addiction for kids, and had the latest book plot spoiled from the crapheads on the internets), hasn't gotten nearly the same attention. And shame on me, I haven't even seen the third movie yet, much less the fourth. The DVD is somewhere in this house, and my loving brother can't find it. :raincloud:

So there he is, in all his tighty whitey glory. Those are still the most humorous articles of clothing to ever have been invented. Beanie hats are a close second.
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Teehee! :D

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Oh woe is me!
Oh woe is me!
I used to have a Hamster Tree
But then it was eaten by a newt
And now I have no cuddly fruit
I love Snape's speech in the third panel. He's so formal and blunt about it. Made me laugh! :D The evil eyes closeup was also very amusing, and his frazzled hair at the end...hilarious.

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"...You're ruining my field lines."

92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you are part of the 8% who still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your signature.
Oh god, this made me snicker :XD:

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It's time to forget about the past. To wash away what happened last.
Hide behind an empty face.
:lmao: Poor Snape. He does suffer at the hands of silly fangirls. I feel bad for the guy sometimes...I think all he wants to do is smite people and turn annoying children into frogs. Sadly, the "fire in my pants" lines had me cracking up.
Again, I have to say poor Snape.

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The suspense is terrible!...I hope it'll last.
~Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
:rofl: thats really funny! Tell it like it is Snape!!!!! X3 very funny XD

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"All the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' And I'll look down and whisper 'No.'" ~Rorschach
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Oh man... oh... the laughing hurts. :XD: This slayed me. Thank you.

One of these days I mean to clean up my scrap of Snape assigning Harry a billion lines of "It's all my fault the fangirls believe Professor Snape and I to have afterschool relations."

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lol nice

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w00t! Orange juice!!
Honestly, I don't get why everyone goes all fangirly over Snape. The man is a petty, vindictive little weasel with all the sex appeal of a skin rash. I'd blame Alan Rickman, but this sort of thing was going on well before the first HP movie came out.

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