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Severus Snape Speaks by silver-sehkmet

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After snickering about Snape being in a PlayWitch magazine, this popped into my head.

Don't get huffy, Snape Snogger ladies, this here doodle is in jest just like every other character I make fun of - Doc Ock had to suffer through it, and poor Snape, who I loved waaaay before the HP craze began (omg yes, I read the first damn book before it became this overnight super-crack addiction for kids, and had the latest book plot spoiled from the crapheads on the internets), hasn't gotten nearly the same attention. And shame on me, I haven't even seen the third movie yet, much less the fourth. The DVD is somewhere in this house, and my loving brother can't find it. :raincloud:

So there he is, in all his tighty whitey glory. Those are still the most humorous articles of clothing to ever have been invented. Beanie hats are a close second.
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:iconaqua-the-smiter:
Aqua-The-Smiter Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
It's alright sir, it's all right.
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JuanaSunfall Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Perfect! Exactly what i thought, snape would think of fanfics.... :)
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Dupondt Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015
Mahaha, sure Snape would say that! I like it, nice drawing by the way !
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sewfine Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2014
"DUST"
she rolls around on the ground kicking her feet in delight
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AwesomeCookielover Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN HE PULLED HIS PANTS DOWN OMFGLove 
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crazyashley Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Almost bit through my knuckle trying not to die laughing :iconexplodelaplz:
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:iconharleyquinnsfunhouse:
harleyquinnsfunhouse Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this is so true
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Gryffgirl Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2013
Perfection! :laughing:
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Lilysnape100 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
OmgXD I love this <3
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:iconcingcingartist:
CingCingartist Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can so hear Snape saying all of thise xD
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Charanty Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012
*rolling on the floor in hysterical laughter* The.Best.Thing.With.Snape.Ever.
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eltitere Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012  Hobbyist
I notice he says nothing about certain ladies who are not students :heart:
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BulletTimeScully Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahaha! I particularly love the crazy eyes! This is great!
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deslea Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*snicker* The enchanted door and the last frame made it all worthwhile. Although I was already sporfling from the waterfall.
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xDDxxD Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
wen he says wand.....hehe.....does he mean his wand or...HIS WAND?! xD
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Ormspryde Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
SUPERLULZ at the last line! :D
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GhostoftheRain Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Student Photographer
That is just so amazing!!! It's perfect!!!

Snape=Always
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DarkSider47 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I just love this!
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ameraucanablues Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I just died!
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TheCopperDragon2004 Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2011
OMG I am laughing so hard I about fell out of my chair. It's about time Snape cleared up some of these things! lol
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LennonGirl Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2011  Student General Artist
This.... this is.... TOO FUNNY :D (You made me laugh so hard my dad left the room thinking I was crazy xDD) :rofl:
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TheMarchHare2147 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOVE IT!!!! great pic; it realy suites the charecter! I love the close up on hi eyes!
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FantasyFanatic-M Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I just keep coming back to this lovely little rant, and every time, it makes me laugh. :lmao:

This was quite well done! C:
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DutchGirl221 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011
hilarious!
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WereWaflinatorofDoom Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
FAVE

poor Severus, he's got a lot of..uhm..shall we say, "creative" fangirls :XD:

you has genius
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Adelas Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2011
AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MonkeysUndles Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2011  Student Writer
*hysterical laugh*
*standing ovation*
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Genuine-Discord Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOL!!! XD :D this is sooo true, poor sev....
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EmilyParrishCostume Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2011  Professional Artisan Crafter
LMFAO!
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Jessarie Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2011  Student Writer
this is by far the most hilarious thing i have ever read regarding sev, although i am one of those people who is always pairing him up, lol
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Mor7682 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011
hahahahahahahahahahaha
But what about Lily?! ^^
Wonderful fanart! :-)
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DigiTamer Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
LOL! Its fantastic.
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WhoDoIWant Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2011  Student Writer
SUGGESTIVE HUMOR XD
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Lazzy21 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2011
OMG!!! Great!!
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snarkissism Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2011   Traditional Artist
I love you.............omg. satin black sheets...brilliant.
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killerXzombie Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2011  Student General Artist
made ma lol so hard i had blood coming out of my nose
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darkkittenangel Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ah ha ha!!! that's great, lololol.. kinda figured him as a boxer type tho...
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Katniss-HP-Twilight Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2011
BAHAHA! tighty whiteys! Dust! hemorrhoids? interesting choice...but it was funny, his cute little rant. I know who did it! not telling though...*coughWeasleytwinscough* first panel on the last row is the best! :laughing: "I have to go buff my wand..." which one? the one up his sleeve...or in his tighty whiteys? :drool: hey, can you tell me how to make my comment signature? contact me through fanfiction.net. or reply to this. I'm HarryPotterismyentirelife. help me!
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LanaLambert Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
ROFL!
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Lady-Domino Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
lol this is amazing!!! so funny made me giggle :P
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DD-Angel Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010   Writer
Wow, I could totally see Snape actually saying this. Bravo! This made me LMAO!
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DasTenna Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2010
Hilarious! Perfect!
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a-is-for-art Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2010
hilarious.
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shadowneko133 Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010
I bet Sirius enchanted that door.
*Coughtotallynotmecough*
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BubblyBubbs Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2010
xD Dust... *snicker* poor Snape.
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Banana177 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2010  Student Digital Artist
:iconliesplz: Purple lies ;3

Snarry 4eva :D

jk love this :+fav:
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phyllidia Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2010
Priceless, excellent and all those other cool words. Especially the part about expelling you from the universe. It made me smile.
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Hufflepuffit Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2010
I cannot even begin to explain how funny this is.
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agreeance about tighty whities and beanie hats... Snape is the man. i called the Snape aspects of DH the day i finished reading HBP. he's always been my favorite character- even though i was always terrified of him. shudder, if he'd been my teacher i woulda been a total Neville.
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shabangles Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HAHA! I love this :')
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