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What happened to the spider, in the end?
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"Deciding on a safe answer to a question is like deciding on a safe ingredient in a sandwich, because if you make the wrong decision you may find something horrible coming out of your mouth."
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We got us plenty of youth. What we need is a Fountain of Smart.
<_< My charlie eats pine needles. We should start a club.
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Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me, and be my friend.
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GYPSY: Tom, I don't get you.
SERVO: Nobody does. I'm the wind, baby!
~Usagi-Yojimbo-club
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“It would seem we are…” Vexen murmured.
“Lost for options?” Xaldin suggested.
“In a tight spot?” Lexaeus added.
“Between a rock in a hard place?”
“In hot water?”
“Verily fucked,” Vexen answered.
“Ah." excerpt from those lacking spines, c
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The suspense is terrible!...I hope it'll last.
~Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder)
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Bob Dylan: I don't come to you with my problems.
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