Reason number 345987 why we all love Doctor Octopus: He can kick everyone else's ass.
I work at a bank. No one wants to give me their ID to cash their checks. I'm sorry, but it's bank policy. If I don't know you, I have to write your ID on the back of the check to give you monies. Is this SO hard to understand? I have to deal with shit like this, or real similar to this, on a daily basis, and it sure would be nice some days to have an Octopus on your side. Let's hear it for everyone who deals with utter crap at their jobs everyday! :cheer:
Why isn't it a real holiday?