So this is Moxxi, who has been featured in several of my comics thus far. I caught her clawing the carpet and told her very matter of factly that I would make her go out and get a job to pay for her damages. This is the response I got:
Stop running away from your responsibilities! Cats are pretty much just unruly teenagers lazing around on the couch eating snacks all day and I won't have anyone tell me otherwise.